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boats against the current
niick4:

In 1937 two women caused a car accident by wearing shorts in public for the first time
svveden:

sick……

niazkillem:

bae: come over

me: i cant i’m shooting a badly directed video with my band

bae: my parents are not home

me: 

image

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theasstronomer:

Why is this even a thing?

howdoiputthisgently:

When my alarm goes off in the morning

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Things Public School Kids Take Way Too Seriously

perksofbeingademigodtribute:

  • Jeopardy
  • Review Games
  • Kickball
  • Spirit Week

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mauridianhallow:

lambishwolf:

toptumbles:

This is called humanity


I have nothing to say on this, these people are the pinnacle of human compassion, and that is all there is to it.

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

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"And if Christ has not been raised, our preaching is useless and so is your faith."1 Corinthians 15:14 (via godsradicaldaughter)

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screwsociety:

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

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